Cherrybook.
Cometeer

Slow Motion Decaf

MediumDecaf
Slow Motion Decaf by Cometeer
Origin
—
Producer
—
Farm / Co-op
—
Process
—
Altitude
—
Varietals
—
Harvest
—
Weight
291g
Bag price
$26.24
Price / oz
$2.56/oz
Brew
—

from the roaster’s storeread by Cherrybook from the listing“estimated” below = inferred, not stated

As cupped

molasses · cocoa · smooth finish

Buy on Cometeer →

Price and availability set by the roaster.

Cherrybook last checked this listing 15 days ago.

Cherry's Index

Evidence-of-quality score, not a cup score. Methodology

59

Sparse signal

Confidence23% coverage / 2 of 7 signals

Score is heavily shrunk toward 50; treat as a placeholder until more sources arrive. Coverage is signal availability, not cup quality; missing sources are dropped, the remaining weights are renormalized, and the result is shrunk toward a neutral 50 baseline by 43% so a single thin signal can’t carry the score on its own.

Missing: SCA grade, Coffee Review, YouTube reviews, Buyer reviews, Cherrybook tastings

  • Reddit sentiment
    Sentiment across specialty-coffee discussion
    75/ 78% weight
  • Roaster transparency
    Producer / farm / lot disclosure depth
    20/ 22% weight

Bonuses applied

  • Sprudge press coverage
    This roaster has been featured by Sprudge
    +2
  • Stale-stock demotion
    This lot has been listed in stock for an extended time; specialty coffee freshness degrades over weeks
    +-0

Renormalized base 63.0 shrunk to 57.5 at 57% confidence + bonuses = 59.

Flavor wheelestimated

Comps & alternatives

Tasting flight

Taste this against three others Cherry picks.

Brew a set side-by-side. Cherry varies the picks along axes that pair with this lot; origin, process, roast, or producer; so you learn the difference, not just drink four good cups.

Build the flight

About Cometeer

Community reputation · Reddit

Well-regarded· sentiment 75/100

Community sentiment toward Cometeer is heavily polarized, primarily due to aggressive, "shady" subscription practices and difficult cancellation processes that have alienated many users. Regarding the product itself, opinions are split: some enthusiasts appreciate the convenience and quality for a quick cup, while others find the taste underwhelming compared to fresh-ground specialty coffee, arguing it fails to live up to the high-end marketing. There is a consensus that while it may serve as a decent alternative for those in a rush, it is not a replacement for the ritual or quality of traditional brewing methods.

predatory subscription/cancellation practicesconvenient for busy lifestylespolarizing taste qualitymarketing vs. reality gaphigh price point concerns
Threads cited (10)

Press · Sprudge

On YouTube

6 videos · 123k combined views

6 videos cover Cometeer from reviewers The Real Sprometheus, Coffee and Water, Riley Westbrook, and others.

Coverage from others

← Back to browse

Cometeer

$2.56/oz· $26/bag

Buy →