The Cool Kids Coffee Shop Cold 8-Pack
Experimental70Noted

- Origin
- GT
- Producer
- San Jeronimo Miramar
- Farm / Co-op
- San Jeronimo Miramar
- Process
- Experimental
- Altitude
- —
- Harvest
- —
- Weight
- 6.0 lb
- Bag price
- $40.00
- Price / oz
- $0.42/oz
- Brew
- —
from the roaster’s storeread by Cherrybook from the listing“estimated” below = inferred, not stated
As cupped
hazelnut · clementine · black tea
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Cherry's Index
Evidence-of-quality score, not a cup score. Methodology
70
Noted
Preliminary
Confidence33% coverage / 3 of 7 signals
Score is partially shrunk toward a neutral 50 — read directionally until more source families land. Coverage is signal availability, not cup quality; missing sources are dropped, the remaining weights are renormalized, and the result is shrunk toward a neutral 50 baseline by 18% so a single thin signal can’t carry the score on its own.
Missing: SCA grade, Coffee Review, Buyer reviews, Cherrybook tastings
- 85/ 30% weightYouTube reviewsSentiment from third-party YouTube reviewer mentions
- 70/ 55% weightReddit sentimentSentiment across specialty-coffee discussion
- 70/ 15% weightRoaster transparencyProducer / farm / lot disclosure depth
Renormalized base 74.5 shrunk to 70.3 at 83% confidence = 70.
Sensory profileestimated
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About Dark Matter Coffee
Community reputation · Reddit
Well-regarded· sentiment 70/100
Dark Matter Coffee is recognized in the community, particularly within the Chicago coffee scene. While one user noted that a dark roast from a different roaster (Superlost) named 'Dark Matter' was too burnt for their preference, this does not reflect on the Chicago-based roaster Dark Matter Coffee. The roaster is mentioned as a brand users have explored for espresso, indicating a presence in the specialty coffee market.
Chicago-based roasterfrequently used for espressoestablished market presence
On YouTube
6 videos · 85k combined views
Outside coverage portrays Dark Matter Coffee as a deeply embedded pillar of the Chicago cultural landscape. Reviewers emphasize their philosophy of community-driven collaboration and their role in fostering local creative partnerships. The roaster is recognized for maintaining a distinct identity that prioritizes authentic connections over conventional industry standards.
Chicago-centric brand identitycommunity-focused business modelcollaborative roasting approachemphasis on local partnershipsrejection of traditional industry norms
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$0.42/oz· $40/bag