The Cool Kids Coffee Shop Cold 8-Pack
Experimental
Cup profile
hazelnut · clementine · black tea
- Citrus
- Floral
- Cocoa and nut

- Origin
- GT
- Producer
- San Jeronimo Miramar
- Farm / Co-op
- San Jeronimo Miramar
- Process
- Experimental
- Altitude
- —
- Harvest
- —
- Weight
- 6.0 lb
- Bag price
- $40.00
- Price / oz
- $0.42/oz
- Brew
- —
from the roaster’s storeread by Cherrybook from the listing“estimated” below = inferred, not stated
Price and availability set by the roaster.
Cherrybook last checked this listing 15 days ago.
Cherry's Index
Evidence-of-quality score, not a cup score. Methodology
62
Sparse signal
Confidence23% coverage / 2 of 7 signals
Score is heavily shrunk toward 50; treat as a placeholder until more sources arrive.
How confidence affects the score
Coverage measures signal availability, not cup quality. Missing sources are dropped, remaining weights are renormalized, and the result is shrunk toward a neutral 50 baseline by 43% so one thin signal cannot carry the score on its own.
Missing: SCA grade, Coffee Review, YouTube reviews, Buyer reviews, Cherrybook tastings
- 70/ 78% weightReddit sentimentSentiment across specialty-coffee discussion
- 70/ 22% weightRoaster transparencyProducer / farm / lot disclosure depth
Renormalized base 70.0 shrunk to 61.5 at 57% confidence = 62.
Sensory profileestimated
- Acidity
- 4
- Body
- 2
- Sweetness
- 3
- Balance
- 3
- Clean
- 3
Flavor wheelestimated
Comps & alternatives
Tasting flight
Taste this against three others Cherry picks.
Brew a set side-by-side. Cherry varies the picks along axes that pair with this lot; origin, process, roast, or producer; so you learn the difference, not just drink four good cups.
Reference · About the varietal & origin
About Dark Matter Coffee
Community reputation · Reddit
Well-regarded· sentiment 70/100
Dark Matter Coffee is recognized in the community, particularly within the Chicago coffee scene. While one user noted that a dark roast from a different roaster (Superlost) named 'Dark Matter' was too burnt for their preference, this does not reflect on the Chicago-based roaster Dark Matter Coffee. The roaster is mentioned as a brand users have explored for espresso, indicating a presence in the specialty coffee market.
Chicago-based roasterfrequently used for espressoestablished market presence
On YouTube
6 videos · 85k combined views
Dark Matter Coffee has 2 videos on their channel; 4 videos come from outside reviewers (Kurasu Kyoto, Weigel Digital, Dad Driven Tech, and others).
From Dark Matter Coffee
Coverage from others